Verbal Dyslexia:
- Don't cry sheep
- Eggo my leggo
Thursday, October 2, 2008
Verbal Dyslexia
I have a way of being truly bad with words. Not being able to think of the correct one in a timely manner, not knowing enough and mixing them up in sayings are just a few of my favorite things. Aww-nuts will be used to keep a running list. Here are the top 2.
Verbal Dyslexia:
Verbal Dyslexia:
Friday, August 29, 2008
3 Days Left!!!!
Hello,
I wanted to steal 1 minute of your time in support of North Korean refugees seeking asylum in the US. Arguably the most isolated country in the world, North Korean refugees have no hope for a chance at freedom without the help of caring citizens around the world. 5 days is not a whole lot of time for us, but 5 days seems like a lifetime for these refugees.
American Express is holding a competition for the top 25 (out of 1190) 'positive impact' projects to share 2.5 million in funding. Under Liberty in North Korea, the Liberty House program was submitted into the competition, a refugee resettlement center that houses, supports, and creates a community for North Korean refugees resettling in the US. If awarded, these funds will FULLY and DIRECTLY be used to help NK refugees resettle in the US and in South Korea, apply for scholarships and mini-grants, and ultimately provide them with practical ways to reach a life of freedom. A small group of us worked on the Liberty House project for many months, so we are very excited to see this come to fruition.
Thank you SOOO much!!
I wanted to steal 1 minute of your time in support of North Korean refugees seeking asylum in the US. Arguably the most isolated country in the world, North Korean refugees have no hope for a chance at freedom without the help of caring citizens around the world. 5 days is not a whole lot of time for us, but 5 days seems like a lifetime for these refugees.
American Express is holding a competition for the top 25 (out of 1190) 'positive impact' projects to share 2.5 million in funding. Under Liberty in North Korea, the Liberty House program was submitted into the competition, a refugee resettlement center that houses, supports, and creates a community for North Korean refugees resettling in the US. If awarded, these funds will FULLY and DIRECTLY be used to help NK refugees resettle in the US and in South Korea, apply for scholarships and mini-grants, and ultimately provide them with practical ways to reach a life of freedom. A small group of us worked on the Liberty House project for many months, so we are very excited to see this come to fruition.
There are only 3 days left to nominate LiNK's "Liberty House" - an initiative to assist North Korean refugees seeking asylum in the United States - for consideration in the American Express Members Project competition.
The winning project will be awarded $1.5 million, while second and third place projects will win $500,000 and $300,000 respectively. Two finalists will also win $100,000 each.
We're currently in 39th place, so these next 5 days are crucial to get us to the Top 25.
This is all you have to do to nominate Liberty House Project:
1. Visit http://www.membersproject.com/
2. You DON'T have to be a cardholder. Sign-in as an AMEX GUEST MEMBER (just 1 page of basic info), or log in if you are already an AMEX cardholder
3. Click on Nominate This Project! (make sure it's Liberty House Project)
4. Lastly, scroll to the bottom of the page and click on the "facebook" or "myspace" icon so that you can post it to your profile.
How else can you help?
*Ask 10 of your friends and family to do the same by simply forwarding this email.
*You can also spread the word by clicking on the Tell a Friend, Facebook, MySpace, delicious, Digg, and StumbleUpon links in the last section of our project page.
*Copy/paste this info onto your blog/xanga/etc. or even copy this into your away message: http://www.membersproject.com/
*Stop fantasy football and ask everyone to take a moment to vote
We only have until Monday, September 1 so please don't put this off. Your vote can be a catalyst to help hundreds of North Korean refugees!
Thank you for your time and nomination!
Thank you SOOO much!!
Monday, August 4, 2008
Do Not Like Phones
Numbers that keep calling/texting me and will not give identity. If you recognize any, please let me know. Also, if you feel like calling them and finding out who they are, that's fine.
- 646.417.1166 - Def knows my name. Creepy.
- 614.499.9603 - Also knows my name and would call at 6:30 am.
- 720.564.0156
- 212.786.3065
- 347.240.7430
- 732.666.2155 - Calls a lot.
- 646.336.8552 - Calls a lot.
- 972.233.1906
- 562.484.2723
- 718.380.4200
- 212.773.5660
Thursday, July 3, 2008
Monday, June 30, 2008
Sunday, May 11, 2008
Friday, May 9, 2008
Thursday, May 8, 2008
Monday, May 5, 2008
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Monday, April 21, 2008
um, AWESOME vid (better than sol's)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Izet8zN1vmE
also, recent convo:
D: (pointing to cover of People magazine about the polygamist sects) Ugh.
E: what, you don't really like the whole 14-year-old girls being married to their first cousins scenario?
D: no, not that. her hairdo.
E: that's what's bothersome to you about that situation???
also, recent convo:
D: (pointing to cover of People magazine about the polygamist sects) Ugh.
E: what, you don't really like the whole 14-year-old girls being married to their first cousins scenario?
D: no, not that. her hairdo.
E: that's what's bothersome to you about that situation???
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Best Convo in Awhile
Too long to format. Enjoy.
5:44 PM me: can you please have your kid do this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tnxkXpjFkc puh-lease!!
5:45 PM you know you want your kid to have youtube fame!!
6:43 PM Timothy: yeah, if micah inherited any of his mother and father's genes, this won't be happening anytime soon. we'll be lucky if he can walk without drooling
6:44 PM me: way to put your wife down
Timothy: ask wifey if she can dance and she'll tell you the same
me: she can ddr
Timothy: um
me: better than me (altho, that doesn't say anything) i've played 3 different instruments but i'm tone deaf and can't keep a beat/rythm. wteff?!
6:46 PM Timothy: i still play 2 instruments and sind and still can't keep a beat or hit certain intonations
sing
me: at least when you were on praise team, your jundo didn't tell you to stop singing
Timothy: yeah, that woulda been rough
me: and miriam wins again!
but winning is really losing
.:shrug:.
i'll always win a one-up contest
oh, and one of my roommate's asked me to not sing in the shower
Timothy: i'm taller than you. one up that.
6:48 PM me: i wasn't specific
i'll win a one-up contest on life sucking
my bad. need to be clear
Timothy: nonono. you did not know me growing up. they had a saying here "only sungjin". as in "that could only happen to tim".
me: that's just implied here
people don't even try to complain around me
they begin to, and then stop
bc...i do have it worse
in some odd way
6:50 PM Timothy: i dunno, were you ever "caught" by a fish hook and sent to the emergency room?
did you ever stick a chopstick in an electrical outlet?
me: did you ever paralyze yourself in a dance off?
did you ever run into the exit and get a black eye while sober?
6:51 PM Timothy: did you ever fall on a rusty nail and have the pastor tell you "walk, you deserve it".
did you ever get a static shock amplified by praise team equipment directly on your nipple?
me: did you ever get a mullet?
6:52 PM Timothy: got a curly perm - even worse
was told it'd be straight
me: while being a "grownsup"?
Timothy: 8th grade - worse
me: mullet summer '07
true story
definitely beating the boys off with a stick
6:53 PM Timothy: i dunno, perm during 8th grade right before picture day will give mullet a run for its 4
$
me: uh...mullet on girl?
when she's 24?
6:54 PM Timothy: perm on a boy?
me: and lives in new york city?
Timothy: during the peak of puberty?
me: i had a perm once
and it FROed
Timothy: again, boy
me: specifically for picture day
i don't know if all my hair's even in the picture
youcould have buzzed it
Timothy: yeah, cuz an 8th grader thinks of that
me: yea!!!
6:55 PM Timothy: and has access to those tools
me: yea
or just have it
clearly you enjoyed it
it doesn't count if you enjoy it
some girl at work was crying about her mullet
Timothy: yeah, picture was plastered in our church gallery for the next 10 years
me: i told her my story and showed her my hair
i made everyone feel better
6:56 PM and this was months after it should have grown out
DID NOT!
Timothy: you could have cut it too
me: dude
Timothy: or permed
me: do you nkow how long i've been trying to grow my hair out for?
uh...
i ain't got money
and clearly i had issues with the first perm
Timothy: you had the option to cut
me: but then i would have looked like a boy too
6:57 PM there was no winning
i literally would have looked like a 10 year old boy
http://www.beerscavengerhunt.com/
6:59 PM Timothy: went to disneyworld when i was 12, dad gave me beat down in front of friends for something trival, so traumatized that when i went back when i was 17 i thought it was my first time cuz i forgot everything.
7:00 PM me: at least you got to go to disneyworld
twice
Timothy: once for school
me: now you're just showing off
what a jerk
Timothy: once because other families went
never had a real "family vaca"
me: uh
7:01 PM my one and only family vacay was a day at kings island
AND
david was 3
neither of my parents would ride anything
what was i supposed to do?
Timothy: didn't have a conversation with my dad until i was 14
me: still haven't had one
7:02 PM Timothy: by conversation, i mean "said something to him"
me: how'd you get beat down then?
Timothy: silently
me: oh, i gg
we'll continue this tomorrow!
Timothy: k
me: payce
Timothy: i work longer
i win
me: no way
Timothy: ha
i'm still here
me: i'm an hour ahead of you
Timothy: ha
me: and i come in earlier
7:03 PM and i don't have benefits
Timothy: i'll stay 61 more min
me: puh lease
5:44 PM me: can you please have your kid do this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tnxkXpjFkc puh-lease!!
5:45 PM you know you want your kid to have youtube fame!!
6:43 PM Timothy: yeah, if micah inherited any of his mother and father's genes, this won't be happening anytime soon. we'll be lucky if he can walk without drooling
6:44 PM me: way to put your wife down
Timothy: ask wifey if she can dance and she'll tell you the same
me: she can ddr
Timothy: um
me: better than me (altho, that doesn't say anything) i've played 3 different instruments but i'm tone deaf and can't keep a beat/rythm. wteff?!
6:46 PM Timothy: i still play 2 instruments and sind and still can't keep a beat or hit certain intonations
sing
me: at least when you were on praise team, your jundo didn't tell you to stop singing
Timothy: yeah, that woulda been rough
me: and miriam wins again!
but winning is really losing
.:shrug:.
i'll always win a one-up contest
oh, and one of my roommate's asked me to not sing in the shower
Timothy: i'm taller than you. one up that.
6:48 PM me: i wasn't specific
i'll win a one-up contest on life sucking
my bad. need to be clear
Timothy: nonono. you did not know me growing up. they had a saying here "only sungjin". as in "that could only happen to tim".
me: that's just implied here
people don't even try to complain around me
they begin to, and then stop
bc...i do have it worse
in some odd way
6:50 PM Timothy: i dunno, were you ever "caught" by a fish hook and sent to the emergency room?
did you ever stick a chopstick in an electrical outlet?
me: did you ever paralyze yourself in a dance off?
did you ever run into the exit and get a black eye while sober?
6:51 PM Timothy: did you ever fall on a rusty nail and have the pastor tell you "walk, you deserve it".
did you ever get a static shock amplified by praise team equipment directly on your nipple?
me: did you ever get a mullet?
6:52 PM Timothy: got a curly perm - even worse
was told it'd be straight
me: while being a "grownsup"?
Timothy: 8th grade - worse
me: mullet summer '07
true story
definitely beating the boys off with a stick
6:53 PM Timothy: i dunno, perm during 8th grade right before picture day will give mullet a run for its 4
$
me: uh...mullet on girl?
when she's 24?
6:54 PM Timothy: perm on a boy?
me: and lives in new york city?
Timothy: during the peak of puberty?
me: i had a perm once
and it FROed
Timothy: again, boy
me: specifically for picture day
i don't know if all my hair's even in the picture
youcould have buzzed it
Timothy: yeah, cuz an 8th grader thinks of that
me: yea!!!
6:55 PM Timothy: and has access to those tools
me: yea
or just have it
clearly you enjoyed it
it doesn't count if you enjoy it
some girl at work was crying about her mullet
Timothy: yeah, picture was plastered in our church gallery for the next 10 years
me: i told her my story and showed her my hair
i made everyone feel better
6:56 PM and this was months after it should have grown out
DID NOT!
Timothy: you could have cut it too
me: dude
Timothy: or permed
me: do you nkow how long i've been trying to grow my hair out for?
uh...
i ain't got money
and clearly i had issues with the first perm
Timothy: you had the option to cut
me: but then i would have looked like a boy too
6:57 PM there was no winning
i literally would have looked like a 10 year old boy
http://www.beerscavengerhunt.com/
6:59 PM Timothy: went to disneyworld when i was 12, dad gave me beat down in front of friends for something trival, so traumatized that when i went back when i was 17 i thought it was my first time cuz i forgot everything.
7:00 PM me: at least you got to go to disneyworld
twice
Timothy: once for school
me: now you're just showing off
what a jerk
Timothy: once because other families went
never had a real "family vaca"
me: uh
7:01 PM my one and only family vacay was a day at kings island
AND
david was 3
neither of my parents would ride anything
what was i supposed to do?
Timothy: didn't have a conversation with my dad until i was 14
me: still haven't had one
7:02 PM Timothy: by conversation, i mean "said something to him"
me: how'd you get beat down then?
Timothy: silently
me: oh, i gg
we'll continue this tomorrow!
Timothy: k
me: payce
Timothy: i work longer
i win
me: no way
Timothy: ha
i'm still here
me: i'm an hour ahead of you
Timothy: ha
me: and i come in earlier
7:03 PM and i don't have benefits
Timothy: i'll stay 61 more min
me: puh lease
Another Convo
True story.
me: I want to go home and change my pants.
s: Why?
me: Bc you can see my bpahn-suh line. Yuck.
s: Well, guys shouldn't be looking anyway.
me: .:ambiguous muttering to self:.
s: You want mine? Bc I can go commando. I don't mind. I do it at least once a week.
me: Yea, it's called Commando Wednesday.
s: Oh, I didn't know. I just did it. Sometimes twice.
me: I want to go home and change my pants.
s: Why?
me: Bc you can see my bpahn-suh line. Yuck.
s: Well, guys shouldn't be looking anyway.
me: .:ambiguous muttering to self:.
s: You want mine? Bc I can go commando. I don't mind. I do it at least once a week.
me: Yea, it's called Commando Wednesday.
s: Oh, I didn't know. I just did it. Sometimes twice.
Thursday, April 3, 2008
smarter than a 5th grader
two convos that should be posted:
CONVO 1
Scene: me walking Harv, runs into guy walking a bulldog.
Guy: (looking at harv's collar) don't tell me that you like Ohio State.
Me: buckeye fan through and through!
Guy: ugh. i shouldn't associate with you.
Me: i take it you're a michigan fan?
Guy: my wife and i both went to michigan.
Me: Harv, we need to get away from this riff-raff. (we both run away)
Guy: that's what i thought.
CONVO 2
Scene: cocktail party, me and my friend K are talking about how cute our coworker is.
me: seriously, i just want to shrink him down and put him in my pocket!
K: yeah, really. and you know what? his twin brother is cute too!
me: (long pause) K, sometimes i want to punch you in the face.
K: how did i get into law school?
CONVO 1
Scene: me walking Harv, runs into guy walking a bulldog.
Guy: (looking at harv's collar) don't tell me that you like Ohio State.
Me: buckeye fan through and through!
Guy: ugh. i shouldn't associate with you.
Me: i take it you're a michigan fan?
Guy: my wife and i both went to michigan.
Me: Harv, we need to get away from this riff-raff. (we both run away)
Guy: that's what i thought.
CONVO 2
Scene: cocktail party, me and my friend K are talking about how cute our coworker is.
me: seriously, i just want to shrink him down and put him in my pocket!
K: yeah, really. and you know what? his twin brother is cute too!
me: (long pause) K, sometimes i want to punch you in the face.
K: how did i get into law school?
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
Monday, March 31, 2008
Things Society Keeps Teaching Me
a. Hard work does not pay off
- Being manipulative works better
- Just gotta make it look like you did something and talk a lot
- Yup, nothing.
- Jerk *ffs get everything
Update: Today sucks. I'm cold. My feets is wets. They didn't have my sammie at Subway (and they looked at me like I made something up. Steak and cheese you bastardos! I've gotten it from you at least 3 times in past 2 months.). MTV are a-holes. Time to go home.
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
historic convos of yesterday
Convo 1: me, coworker A, and coworker B are chatting. A is rubbing his neck, looking pained. i am eating cookies.
B: (to A) what's wrong with you?
A: i have a stiffness problem.
me: (spitting out cookie, laughing hysterically)
A: what?
B: well, i guess you could take that both ways.
me: (spitting out second cookie, laughing hysterically)
note: no one laughed with me, and i just kept giggling throughout convo bc i kept thinking about it.
Convo 2: friend and i are talking about our past karaoke experience, where he annoyed me by wanting to sing "Bye, Bye, Bye" at least 4 times.
friend: c'mon, it wasn't four times.
me: yes it was!
friend: it was more like two.
me: uh, no, bc you put more in when i was in the bathroom.
friend: that's what she said.
me: okay, that's just disgusting.
B: (to A) what's wrong with you?
A: i have a stiffness problem.
me: (spitting out cookie, laughing hysterically)
A: what?
B: well, i guess you could take that both ways.
me: (spitting out second cookie, laughing hysterically)
note: no one laughed with me, and i just kept giggling throughout convo bc i kept thinking about it.
Convo 2: friend and i are talking about our past karaoke experience, where he annoyed me by wanting to sing "Bye, Bye, Bye" at least 4 times.
friend: c'mon, it wasn't four times.
me: yes it was!
friend: it was more like two.
me: uh, no, bc you put more in when i was in the bathroom.
friend: that's what she said.
me: okay, that's just disgusting.
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
jenny craig says hi
i have an eating disorder, and not the good kind.
the kind where even though i am completely not hungry, i will get an extra large meal and force myself to eat it. why? seriously, why?
what's the opposite of bulimia?
the kind where even though i am completely not hungry, i will get an extra large meal and force myself to eat it. why? seriously, why?
what's the opposite of bulimia?
Thursday, March 6, 2008
3 Points For Awesomeness
Dearest Ei,
I dressed all pretty for our date tonight. I kind of did my hairs. I put some makeups on. I even wore my pretty purple see-thru shirt. But alas... I went to Starbucks with Flanders so we could steal a few moments. I had two tall hot chocolates balanced, one on top the other, in one hand (and I looked good) so I could get my supervisors change out of my pocket when my world came crashing down. Things like this always happen in slow motion. But not a slow motion where you can do anything to save yourself or the hot chocolate. A slow motion where you see everything happening and know what the outcome is going to be but you, yourself have become too retarded to do anything. Anyway, now it looks as if I shat all over my front-side. Weird. I have a meeting with GQ and then off to anywhere to buy cheap pants (I'm buying clothes and I don't have time for a good purchase).
Moral of the story: Always have extra set of clothes at work (a sweater? not enough).
Possible other moral of the story: Hold the hot beverages until you can pass them off.
xoxo,
m
I dressed all pretty for our date tonight. I kind of did my hairs. I put some makeups on. I even wore my pretty purple see-thru shirt. But alas... I went to Starbucks with Flanders so we could steal a few moments. I had two tall hot chocolates balanced, one on top the other, in one hand (and I looked good) so I could get my supervisors change out of my pocket when my world came crashing down. Things like this always happen in slow motion. But not a slow motion where you can do anything to save yourself or the hot chocolate. A slow motion where you see everything happening and know what the outcome is going to be but you, yourself have become too retarded to do anything. Anyway, now it looks as if I shat all over my front-side. Weird. I have a meeting with GQ and then off to anywhere to buy cheap pants (I'm buying clothes and I don't have time for a good purchase).
Moral of the story: Always have extra set of clothes at work (a sweater? not enough).
Possible other moral of the story: Hold the hot beverages until you can pass them off.
xoxo,
m
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
this is going to drive me crazy
does anyone know what happens at the end of St. Elmo's Fire? i watched part of the movie, but missed the last fifteen minutes and i can't find the ending anywhere online.
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Thursday, February 14, 2008
He's Going to Seminary
pastor: haha yeah
hey this is our commercial: http://youtube.com/watch?v=3PH9qAGPULk
it's pretty tame
me: i don't have sound on
what are the singing?
keywords?
pastor: hahah
something about celebrating
because they don't have to suffer from ED i guess
me: haha
i hate when that happens
haha
pastor: hahaha
pastor: oh ok- so these are the keywords that are pretty fun
erection hardness score
me: score!
haha
all together?
pastor: yeah, there's a grading
hold on, lemme show you
grade 3 erection
grade 3 or 4 erection
harder penis
hardness scale
there are aparently 4 different levels
me: haha!!
pastor: oh ok, here is the hardness page
http://www.viagra.com/content/hardness-matters.jsp?setShowOn=../content/about-viagra-ed-treatment.jsp&setShowHighlightOn=../content/hardness-matters.jsp
me: ...
do i really want to look at this?
pastor: yeah
ok
don't look at it
me: with the british behind me?
pastor: hahah
yeah haha kinda inappropriate
ok sorry
but you know, it helps people. They say half of men over 40 suffer from it
me: haha
i'm glad you're very well versed
pastor: there's a testimony. i'm watching it now
ok. well i bet you think i'm a perv. but i work on other drugs too!
hey this is our commercial: http://youtube.com/watch?v=3PH9qAGPULk
it's pretty tame
me: i don't have sound on
what are the singing?
keywords?
pastor: hahah
something about celebrating
because they don't have to suffer from ED i guess
me: haha
i hate when that happens
haha
pastor: hahaha
pastor: oh ok- so these are the keywords that are pretty fun
erection hardness score
me: score!
haha
all together?
pastor: yeah, there's a grading
hold on, lemme show you
grade 3 erection
grade 3 or 4 erection
harder penis
hardness scale
there are aparently 4 different levels
me: haha!!
pastor: oh ok, here is the hardness page
http://www.viagra.com/content/hardness-matters.jsp?setShowOn=../content/about-viagra-ed-treatment.jsp&setShowHighlightOn=../content/hardness-matters.jsp
me: ...
do i really want to look at this?
pastor: yeah
ok
don't look at it
me: with the british behind me?
pastor: hahah
yeah haha kinda inappropriate
ok sorry
but you know, it helps people. They say half of men over 40 suffer from it
me: haha
i'm glad you're very well versed
pastor: there's a testimony. i'm watching it now
ok. well i bet you think i'm a perv. but i work on other drugs too!
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Censored
From now on my away messages will be censored at work bc someone on my floor talks to me. This is both good and bad. The end.
Monday, February 11, 2008
Random
a. Atonement, Beyonce, Facebook & anything/anyone Oprah endorses are the banes of my existence.
2. "I just had my award handed to me by a Beetle. Have you had that happen yet, Kanye?" - awesome Grammy moment by some guy I don't know.
d. I finally went grocery shopping last night. I made myself lunch. I have lunch taken care of everyday this week except for Thursday. That's it. I have the worst timing in life ever.
7. I really want to go to the Foo Fighters concert next week.
2. "I just had my award handed to me by a Beetle. Have you had that happen yet, Kanye?" - awesome Grammy moment by some guy I don't know.
d. I finally went grocery shopping last night. I made myself lunch. I have lunch taken care of everyday this week except for Thursday. That's it. I have the worst timing in life ever.
7. I really want to go to the Foo Fighters concert next week.
Friday, February 8, 2008
Cooties
I think I told everyone and their moms that I gave up boys for Lent (whatever that entails). Upon hearing this some boy has decided to ask me for drinks. I have wised up...I think I just got hit on. How many more times can I use "I" in this post? Anyway...I believe I'll ignore.
Thursday, February 7, 2008
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
Friendship
M's Away: dragonball the movie?
Fat Guy*: your so asian
me: woa, i forgot you existed
Fat Guy*: haha unfourtunately im still alive
*Actual name has been changed to protect identity.
Fat Guy*: your so asian
me: woa, i forgot you existed
Fat Guy*: haha unfourtunately im still alive
*Actual name has been changed to protect identity.
Monday, February 4, 2008
Choices
I think I may need to change career paths. Acting is the new find. Why? Because then I can get paid to be bad*ss instead of just being bad*ss. Word.
Mafia
Goli: I'm going to miss NY pizza the most
me: not me?!
Goli: i mean after you, of course
miriam, then pizza
me: you better get to steppin'
me: not me?!
Goli: i mean after you, of course
miriam, then pizza
me: you better get to steppin'
at the levi's store
me: what's wrong?
david: all the sizes are...how do i put this delicately...made for the slim-waisted asian man.
me: how about you just say "small"?
david: all the sizes are...how do i put this delicately...made for the slim-waisted asian man.
me: how about you just say "small"?
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Monday, January 28, 2008
True Life
Based off my true life story: http://www.howshemove.com/ & http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Like-Hello-Kitty
Friday, January 25, 2008
Cranberries
Yesterday was a pretty good day. I was super productive at work. I had yummy lasagna. I made babies with Jon Stewart (well, in my head). Got to play with Harv (altho, he doesn't like me as much these days. I think he's mad that I don't spend enough time with him.). Ate ous cream. What more could a person ask for?
Anyway, today already blows. It's 10:42 am...and it's already been a long, long day. Is it 7pm yet?
Anyway, today already blows. It's 10:42 am...and it's already been a long, long day. Is it 7pm yet?
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Size Matters?
Are my hips supposed to be 7 inches larger than my bust? Something tells me that's not right...add one more to the unproportional list.
Back
I think I'm going to start grownsin' up. There's lots to do...I believe awesome m is making a comeback (and is going to stay). Holla!
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Monday, January 21, 2008
Thursday, January 17, 2008
Speaking of Taco Bell...
This happened a while ago at the Taco Bell drive thru, but I should probably have it on record in case I forget...
Solomon: I'd like 10,000 tacos please.
Drive Thru Operator: Pardon me?
Solomon: I changed my mind. I'd like two tacos please.
Solomon: I'd like 10,000 tacos please.
Drive Thru Operator: Pardon me?
Solomon: I changed my mind. I'd like two tacos please.
My Theme Song
You're a part time lover and a full time friend
The monkey on you're back is the latest trend
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you
I kiss you on the brain in the shadow of a train
I kiss you all starry eyed, my body's swinging from side to side
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you
Here is the church and here is the steeple
We sure are cute for two ugly people
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you
The pebbles forgive me, the trees forgive me
So why can't, you forgive me?
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you
I will find my nitch in your car
With my mp3 DVD rumple-packed guitar
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you
Du du du du du du dudu
Du du du du du du dudu
Du du du du du du dudu du
Up up down down left right left right B A start
Just because we use cheats doesn't mean we're not smart
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you
You are always trying to keep it real
I'm in love with how you feel
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you
We both have shiny happy fits of rage
You want more fans, I want more stage
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you
Don Quixote was a steel driving man
My name is Adam I'm your biggest fan
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you
Squinched up your face and did a dance
You shook a little turd out of the bottom of your pants
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you
Du du du du du du dudu
Du du du du du du dudu
Du du du du du du dudu du
But you
Anyone Else But You
By The Moldy Peaches
why people hate lawyers
lawyer.friend: i wrote an email to a collaborating attorney. i wrote:
"If you need any further information, you should go directly through Gary." my boss changed it to "You should speak with Gary directly for any further information."
lawyer.friend: this change cost the client $140
"If you need any further information, you should go directly through Gary." my boss changed it to "You should speak with Gary directly for any further information."
lawyer.friend: this change cost the client $140
Jersey
I decided that I wanted Taco Bell for lunch. Scrumptios! Tru story. But I didn't know where to go because...no one hangs out in this area and I haven't worked here long. Plus, it's cold so I usually stay within a block radius for food. Anyway, I used Taco Bell's locator and the closest location they gave me is in Jersey. WHAT?! I know of a handful in the city, just not close enough right now. Worst locator ever! Anyway, it's cold and I don't wanna make my way to Ktown for it so...Chipotle it is. And I'm ordering online this time. No line! Maybe Taco Bell tonight...
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
not in kansas anymore
a woman just stopped me in the middle of the street to tell me i have buttoned my coat unevenly. i don't know what i was more surprised at:
A) how observant the woman was. when i'm walking in the street, i'm lucky if i see an open gutter, let alone what a bypasser is wearing.
or
B) that she actually took the time to stop and tell me about my coat. there are people all over the city with unbuttoned flies, spinach in their teeth, poop on their shoes...and no one will say anything about it.
a rare case study, this one.
A) how observant the woman was. when i'm walking in the street, i'm lucky if i see an open gutter, let alone what a bypasser is wearing.
or
B) that she actually took the time to stop and tell me about my coat. there are people all over the city with unbuttoned flies, spinach in their teeth, poop on their shoes...and no one will say anything about it.
a rare case study, this one.
Just Can't Leave
The draft is coming up: http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2008/01/16/nfl-damage-report-big-ten/
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
laughing matter
I kill myself sometimes...
(4:36:32 PM) Solomon: so what are you going to do if they kick you outta grad school?
(4:36:42 PM) Mike Kim: [become] an alcoholic?
(4:36:55 PM) Solomon: you don't need a masters to do that
(4:37:07 PM) Solomon: my friend XXXXX is an alcoholic and he only has a BA
(4:36:32 PM) Solomon: so what are you going to do if they kick you outta grad school?
(4:36:42 PM) Mike Kim: [become] an alcoholic?
(4:36:55 PM) Solomon: you don't need a masters to do that
(4:37:07 PM) Solomon: my friend XXXXX is an alcoholic and he only has a BA
cherry-poppin'
So, m has witnessed the popping of my Pinkberry cherry as well as...some other one that I can't think of right now. And now I'm popping my "Yes, we're laughing at you" cherry. But I guess this is mostly for ei because I'm always hearing about you (don't worry, only good, flattering things), but I don't think you know anything about me and this link combines two things that I love. ...Well, actually, it's one thing that I love and one thing that I am mostly indifferent toward... Board games and Asians. I won't say which one I love and which I am indifferent about. In any case, I hope you enjoy this:
Friday, January 11, 2008
Thursday, January 10, 2008
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Al Bundy
I attempted health today. That's right ladies and gentlemen, I got a salad. For those of you that are unfamiliar, I have never ordered a salad in my life. I usually don't even touch them when they come with the meal, but I'm trying to be grownsed up and take care of myself. Anyway, I thought maybe I'd like it today (I used to dislike oatmeal and hotdogs and am big fans of both now). Besides, Tuesday was attempt one at eating salad but I got Chipotle instead (wouldn't you make the same decision? Almost happened again.) so I had to try again.
Thoughts on salad:
a. Gross
2. Look at the COMPLETE menu before you start ordering. Even if you're a tad embarrassed like the first time you ordered at Starbucks and made your friend do it for you. If you don't, you'll end up with cucumber, tomato, chick peas & hearts of palm (instead of avacado, mandarin oranges, eggs, almonds and crunchies).
d. Why the eff does this nasty thing cost me $7.55. There isn't even any meat!
7. Don't skimp on the dressing. That's the only hope that I'll eat this.
j. This thing was pretty heavy...
17. I have never been so unhappy about a meal. I'll probably rant about this until the summer the way I'm still upset about the mullet.
m. I can't finish it. I'm done fishing around for the chick peas and other things and I'd say 75% of it's still in the bowl. Tengo hambre. fashO. I'm out $7.55.
I've done enough grownsing up for now.
Thoughts on salad:
a. Gross
2. Look at the COMPLETE menu before you start ordering. Even if you're a tad embarrassed like the first time you ordered at Starbucks and made your friend do it for you. If you don't, you'll end up with cucumber, tomato, chick peas & hearts of palm (instead of avacado, mandarin oranges, eggs, almonds and crunchies).
d. Why the eff does this nasty thing cost me $7.55. There isn't even any meat!
7. Don't skimp on the dressing. That's the only hope that I'll eat this.
j. This thing was pretty heavy...
17. I have never been so unhappy about a meal. I'll probably rant about this until the summer the way I'm still upset about the mullet.
m. I can't finish it. I'm done fishing around for the chick peas and other things and I'd say 75% of it's still in the bowl. Tengo hambre. fashO. I'm out $7.55.
I've done enough grownsing up for now.
Wednesday, January 9, 2008
Tuesday, January 8, 2008
Morning After
I starteda tradition last year and last night I kept it alive. How it always happens I don't know because I can't remember a lot of it. I just know that it happened. And at some point I lost one of my contacts. My room's always a disaster after I try to get ready for bed blacked out.
Thanks for trying to take care of me Ei! I remember that much. Perhaps that'll be a new tradition. Something tells me that's not a good thing though. And the morning after was a mix of things. Got my camera!! Forgot/lost phone. Got on wrong train (got breakfast! which led me to use a different train entrance). Waited a long time for right train. I didn't iron my suit or shirt and at this point I just wanna skip my interview.
On another note, tell Car I say g'luck at her interview (that's today, isn't it?) All plans must be made via e-mail today (not that they aren't already) before 4:30 and then around 5:30/6 I'll have the phone again. oOh...the VP just asked me when I started. I hope that's a good sign...
Thanks for trying to take care of me Ei! I remember that much. Perhaps that'll be a new tradition. Something tells me that's not a good thing though. And the morning after was a mix of things. Got my camera!! Forgot/lost phone. Got on wrong train (got breakfast! which led me to use a different train entrance). Waited a long time for right train. I didn't iron my suit or shirt and at this point I just wanna skip my interview.
On another note, tell Car I say g'luck at her interview (that's today, isn't it?) All plans must be made via e-mail today (not that they aren't already) before 4:30 and then around 5:30/6 I'll have the phone again. oOh...the VP just asked me when I started. I hope that's a good sign...
Monday, January 7, 2008
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