Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Monday, January 28, 2008
True Life
Based off my true life story: http://www.howshemove.com/ & http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Like-Hello-Kitty
Friday, January 25, 2008
Cranberries
Yesterday was a pretty good day. I was super productive at work. I had yummy lasagna. I made babies with Jon Stewart (well, in my head). Got to play with Harv (altho, he doesn't like me as much these days. I think he's mad that I don't spend enough time with him.). Ate ous cream. What more could a person ask for?
Anyway, today already blows. It's 10:42 am...and it's already been a long, long day. Is it 7pm yet?
Anyway, today already blows. It's 10:42 am...and it's already been a long, long day. Is it 7pm yet?
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Size Matters?
Are my hips supposed to be 7 inches larger than my bust? Something tells me that's not right...add one more to the unproportional list.
Back
I think I'm going to start grownsin' up. There's lots to do...I believe awesome m is making a comeback (and is going to stay). Holla!
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Monday, January 21, 2008
Thursday, January 17, 2008
Speaking of Taco Bell...
This happened a while ago at the Taco Bell drive thru, but I should probably have it on record in case I forget...
Solomon: I'd like 10,000 tacos please.
Drive Thru Operator: Pardon me?
Solomon: I changed my mind. I'd like two tacos please.
Solomon: I'd like 10,000 tacos please.
Drive Thru Operator: Pardon me?
Solomon: I changed my mind. I'd like two tacos please.
My Theme Song
You're a part time lover and a full time friend
The monkey on you're back is the latest trend
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you
I kiss you on the brain in the shadow of a train
I kiss you all starry eyed, my body's swinging from side to side
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you
Here is the church and here is the steeple
We sure are cute for two ugly people
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you
The pebbles forgive me, the trees forgive me
So why can't, you forgive me?
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you
I will find my nitch in your car
With my mp3 DVD rumple-packed guitar
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you
Du du du du du du dudu
Du du du du du du dudu
Du du du du du du dudu du
Up up down down left right left right B A start
Just because we use cheats doesn't mean we're not smart
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you
You are always trying to keep it real
I'm in love with how you feel
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you
We both have shiny happy fits of rage
You want more fans, I want more stage
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you
Don Quixote was a steel driving man
My name is Adam I'm your biggest fan
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you
Squinched up your face and did a dance
You shook a little turd out of the bottom of your pants
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you
Du du du du du du dudu
Du du du du du du dudu
Du du du du du du dudu du
But you
Anyone Else But You
By The Moldy Peaches
why people hate lawyers
lawyer.friend: i wrote an email to a collaborating attorney. i wrote:
"If you need any further information, you should go directly through Gary." my boss changed it to "You should speak with Gary directly for any further information."
lawyer.friend: this change cost the client $140
"If you need any further information, you should go directly through Gary." my boss changed it to "You should speak with Gary directly for any further information."
lawyer.friend: this change cost the client $140
Jersey
I decided that I wanted Taco Bell for lunch. Scrumptios! Tru story. But I didn't know where to go because...no one hangs out in this area and I haven't worked here long. Plus, it's cold so I usually stay within a block radius for food. Anyway, I used Taco Bell's locator and the closest location they gave me is in Jersey. WHAT?! I know of a handful in the city, just not close enough right now. Worst locator ever! Anyway, it's cold and I don't wanna make my way to Ktown for it so...Chipotle it is. And I'm ordering online this time. No line! Maybe Taco Bell tonight...
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
not in kansas anymore
a woman just stopped me in the middle of the street to tell me i have buttoned my coat unevenly. i don't know what i was more surprised at:
A) how observant the woman was. when i'm walking in the street, i'm lucky if i see an open gutter, let alone what a bypasser is wearing.
or
B) that she actually took the time to stop and tell me about my coat. there are people all over the city with unbuttoned flies, spinach in their teeth, poop on their shoes...and no one will say anything about it.
a rare case study, this one.
A) how observant the woman was. when i'm walking in the street, i'm lucky if i see an open gutter, let alone what a bypasser is wearing.
or
B) that she actually took the time to stop and tell me about my coat. there are people all over the city with unbuttoned flies, spinach in their teeth, poop on their shoes...and no one will say anything about it.
a rare case study, this one.
Just Can't Leave
The draft is coming up: http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2008/01/16/nfl-damage-report-big-ten/
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
laughing matter
I kill myself sometimes...
(4:36:32 PM) Solomon: so what are you going to do if they kick you outta grad school?
(4:36:42 PM) Mike Kim: [become] an alcoholic?
(4:36:55 PM) Solomon: you don't need a masters to do that
(4:37:07 PM) Solomon: my friend XXXXX is an alcoholic and he only has a BA
(4:36:32 PM) Solomon: so what are you going to do if they kick you outta grad school?
(4:36:42 PM) Mike Kim: [become] an alcoholic?
(4:36:55 PM) Solomon: you don't need a masters to do that
(4:37:07 PM) Solomon: my friend XXXXX is an alcoholic and he only has a BA
cherry-poppin'
So, m has witnessed the popping of my Pinkberry cherry as well as...some other one that I can't think of right now. And now I'm popping my "Yes, we're laughing at you" cherry. But I guess this is mostly for ei because I'm always hearing about you (don't worry, only good, flattering things), but I don't think you know anything about me and this link combines two things that I love. ...Well, actually, it's one thing that I love and one thing that I am mostly indifferent toward... Board games and Asians. I won't say which one I love and which I am indifferent about. In any case, I hope you enjoy this:
Friday, January 11, 2008
Thursday, January 10, 2008
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Al Bundy
I attempted health today. That's right ladies and gentlemen, I got a salad. For those of you that are unfamiliar, I have never ordered a salad in my life. I usually don't even touch them when they come with the meal, but I'm trying to be grownsed up and take care of myself. Anyway, I thought maybe I'd like it today (I used to dislike oatmeal and hotdogs and am big fans of both now). Besides, Tuesday was attempt one at eating salad but I got Chipotle instead (wouldn't you make the same decision? Almost happened again.) so I had to try again.
Thoughts on salad:
a. Gross
2. Look at the COMPLETE menu before you start ordering. Even if you're a tad embarrassed like the first time you ordered at Starbucks and made your friend do it for you. If you don't, you'll end up with cucumber, tomato, chick peas & hearts of palm (instead of avacado, mandarin oranges, eggs, almonds and crunchies).
d. Why the eff does this nasty thing cost me $7.55. There isn't even any meat!
7. Don't skimp on the dressing. That's the only hope that I'll eat this.
j. This thing was pretty heavy...
17. I have never been so unhappy about a meal. I'll probably rant about this until the summer the way I'm still upset about the mullet.
m. I can't finish it. I'm done fishing around for the chick peas and other things and I'd say 75% of it's still in the bowl. Tengo hambre. fashO. I'm out $7.55.
I've done enough grownsing up for now.
Thoughts on salad:
a. Gross
2. Look at the COMPLETE menu before you start ordering. Even if you're a tad embarrassed like the first time you ordered at Starbucks and made your friend do it for you. If you don't, you'll end up with cucumber, tomato, chick peas & hearts of palm (instead of avacado, mandarin oranges, eggs, almonds and crunchies).
d. Why the eff does this nasty thing cost me $7.55. There isn't even any meat!
7. Don't skimp on the dressing. That's the only hope that I'll eat this.
j. This thing was pretty heavy...
17. I have never been so unhappy about a meal. I'll probably rant about this until the summer the way I'm still upset about the mullet.
m. I can't finish it. I'm done fishing around for the chick peas and other things and I'd say 75% of it's still in the bowl. Tengo hambre. fashO. I'm out $7.55.
I've done enough grownsing up for now.
Wednesday, January 9, 2008
Tuesday, January 8, 2008
Morning After
I starteda tradition last year and last night I kept it alive. How it always happens I don't know because I can't remember a lot of it. I just know that it happened. And at some point I lost one of my contacts. My room's always a disaster after I try to get ready for bed blacked out.
Thanks for trying to take care of me Ei! I remember that much. Perhaps that'll be a new tradition. Something tells me that's not a good thing though. And the morning after was a mix of things. Got my camera!! Forgot/lost phone. Got on wrong train (got breakfast! which led me to use a different train entrance). Waited a long time for right train. I didn't iron my suit or shirt and at this point I just wanna skip my interview.
On another note, tell Car I say g'luck at her interview (that's today, isn't it?) All plans must be made via e-mail today (not that they aren't already) before 4:30 and then around 5:30/6 I'll have the phone again. oOh...the VP just asked me when I started. I hope that's a good sign...
Thanks for trying to take care of me Ei! I remember that much. Perhaps that'll be a new tradition. Something tells me that's not a good thing though. And the morning after was a mix of things. Got my camera!! Forgot/lost phone. Got on wrong train (got breakfast! which led me to use a different train entrance). Waited a long time for right train. I didn't iron my suit or shirt and at this point I just wanna skip my interview.
On another note, tell Car I say g'luck at her interview (that's today, isn't it?) All plans must be made via e-mail today (not that they aren't already) before 4:30 and then around 5:30/6 I'll have the phone again. oOh...the VP just asked me when I started. I hope that's a good sign...
Monday, January 7, 2008
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