Al Bundy

I attempted health today. That's right ladies and gentlemen, I got a salad. For those of you that are unfamiliar, I have never ordered a salad in my life. I usually don't even touch them when they come with the meal, but I'm trying to be grownsed up and take care of myself. Anyway, I thought maybe I'd like it today (I used to dislike oatmeal and hotdogs and am big fans of both now). Besides, Tuesday was attempt one at eating salad but I got Chipotle instead (wouldn't you make the same decision? Almost happened again.) so I had to try again.

Thoughts on salad:
a. Gross
2. Look at the COMPLETE menu before you start ordering. Even if you're a tad embarrassed like the first time you ordered at Starbucks and made your friend do it for you. If you don't, you'll end up with cucumber, tomato, chick peas & hearts of palm (instead of avacado, mandarin oranges, eggs, almonds and crunchies).
d. Why the eff does this nasty thing cost me $7.55. There isn't even any meat!
7. Don't skimp on the dressing. That's the only hope that I'll eat this.
j. This thing was pretty heavy...
17. I have never been so unhappy about a meal. I'll probably rant about this until the summer the way I'm still upset about the mullet.
m. I can't finish it. I'm done fishing around for the chick peas and other things and I'd say 75% of it's still in the bowl. Tengo hambre. fashO. I'm out $7.55.

I've done enough grownsing up for now.