i knew it

jason.wyatt: http://youtube.com/watch?v=4vmvbgkQASk
jason.wyatt: http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3161985
yes he was part of the crew that was on probation when they blew a ton of calls in th e purdue game a week before they came and blew a ton of calls in the osu-ill game

Bacon

Who, under any circumstances, is not rendered almost helpless by the tantalizing sound of bacon sizzling slowly in a skillet, by the taunting backwoods aroma that permeates the air, by the luscious textures of crisp fat and toothsome lean meat, and by the explosion of mingled salty and smoky and sweet flavors that virtually explode in the mouth?

From the Bacon Cookbook: More than 150 Recipes From Around the World for Everyone's Favorite Food, by James Villas

Get It Over With

So...today my mom called me at work with a kind of urgent tone in her voice. I don't recall doing anything bad lately (nothing specific aside from sucking at life) so I was quite confused. Turns out this kid I used to go to church with for a couple years went into the store with his grandma today. He proceeds to ask if I still live in New York (umma confirms) and tells everyone that he stayed at my place before. AWESOME! Or not. Pieceoftrash! Why the eff on mothereffing earth would he do that? And apparently his mom is a big gossip. COME ON! How the hell am I supposed to monitor my old roommate's guests? Living with that douche has become a huge thorn in my side. Also, I can't have a rational converstation with my parents because none of us speak enough of the same language. Piss on me.

Interesting back story: So said church kid above and I used to go to the same church for a bit. He was new to the city so we were friends. I mean, we had a small youth group anyway. We'd talk on the phone and all hang out in a group, no biggie. This was before I could drive, so he picked me up to go to the mall one time. He said hi to umma so whatevs, right? I get to church for something and someone saw us at the mall and had already spread rumors. That sucks. Not only that, but he had been telling folks that we were together and that he dumped me. He told my friends (who he never met) that he dumped me. And as soon as I found out what happened and tried to talk to him, he and family switched churches. We've never had more than a 10-sec interaction since then (a few mutual friends, car rides, same college, etc.).

I'm going to look for a job in London. I'm not kidding.

Monday Monday Monday

Miriam's new status message - yup, my life sucks
Adam: why does ur life suck/
did u just find out you are asian?
Sent at 3:28 PM on Monday
me: i need new friends
Adam: hahahhaa


Adam: please dont commit suicide
me: wteff?
can you get me sleeping pills?
Adam: no.. frech can
me: so i can make it look like an accident
oOh!
why isn't this boy hookin' us up?
Adam: that wont look like an accident
everyone does that
me: eh
Adam: be original.. geez!!

the usual

me: care just got an interview at johns hopkins
put in a good word for her
cherylwerner: to be a doctor?
me: residency
cherylwerner: does she know how to do that?
me: well unlike you and me, she actually studies and goes to class
cherylwerner: how is that working out for her?
what happens at class anyway? i was curious once but i couldn't find the classroom
think i may have been in the wrong building
me: yeah she also rarely wakes up hungover
it's like we're not even related
cherylwerner: wha?
me: exactly
i mean, i'm drunk right now
cherylwerner: i passed out for a while so i seem to be fairly sober right now
i hate when that happens
me: oh yeah, especially when you're driving

musing

tonight is the firm holiday party. i forgot to wear my fake "engagement" ring so that all the drunk lecherous guys skedaddle. why don't hot guys ever hit on me?

In The Beginning...

Adam: i stain sheets like asians eat rice

Retailiation:
Adam's new status message - Miriam: All I want for Christmas is a hello kitty leather jacket 11:43 AM

Then talk of Santa began...

Continuation...
Adam's new status message - Miriam: I feel naked without a fanny pack and a camera. 11:54 AM
Miriam's new status message - Elk: i only need three minutes

Adam: im in and out
yes
Sent at 11:56 AM on Wednesday

Miriam's new status message - Elk: i only need three minutes. i'm in and out
me: i'm just tryin' to let the guys out there know
Adam: good

...awhile later...


me: good gravy is it just a harem of girls and some gay guys?
ei's response to the people going to your birfday dinner
Sent at 2:08 PM on Wednesday
Adam: where?
Sent at 2:11 PM on Wednesday
Adam: ohhh how does she know
me: i was going thru the list with her
i'm bringing her as my date
Adam: thats how i role
me: so...it's offical that you and frech are homos?
Adam: true
Adam's new status message - Miriam: good gravy is it just a harem of girls and some gay guys? 2:14 PM