Thursday, April 3, 2008

smarter than a 5th grader

two convos that should be posted:

CONVO 1

Scene: me walking Harv, runs into guy walking a bulldog.

Guy: (looking at harv's collar) don't tell me that you like Ohio State.

Me: buckeye fan through and through!

Guy: ugh. i shouldn't associate with you.

Me: i take it you're a michigan fan?

Guy: my wife and i both went to michigan.

Me: Harv, we need to get away from this riff-raff. (we both run away)

Guy: that's what i thought.


CONVO 2

Scene: cocktail party, me and my friend K are talking about how cute our coworker is.

me: seriously, i just want to shrink him down and put him in my pocket!

K: yeah, really. and you know what? his twin brother is cute too!

me: (long pause) K, sometimes i want to punch you in the face.

K: how did i get into law school?

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