two convos that should be posted:
CONVO 1
Scene: me walking Harv, runs into guy walking a bulldog.
Guy: (looking at harv's collar) don't tell me that you like Ohio State.
Me: buckeye fan through and through!
Guy: ugh. i shouldn't associate with you.
Me: i take it you're a michigan fan?
Guy: my wife and i both went to michigan.
Me: Harv, we need to get away from this riff-raff. (we both run away)
Guy: that's what i thought.
CONVO 2
Scene: cocktail party, me and my friend K are talking about how cute our coworker is.
me: seriously, i just want to shrink him down and put him in my pocket!
K: yeah, really. and you know what? his twin brother is cute too!
me: (long pause) K, sometimes i want to punch you in the face.
K: how did i get into law school?
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