Convo 1: me, coworker A, and coworker B are chatting. A is rubbing his neck, looking pained. i am eating cookies.
B: (to A) what's wrong with you?
A: i have a stiffness problem.
me: (spitting out cookie, laughing hysterically)
A: what?
B: well, i guess you could take that both ways.
me: (spitting out second cookie, laughing hysterically)
note: no one laughed with me, and i just kept giggling throughout convo bc i kept thinking about it.
Convo 2: friend and i are talking about our past karaoke experience, where he annoyed me by wanting to sing "Bye, Bye, Bye" at least 4 times.
friend: c'mon, it wasn't four times.
me: yes it was!
friend: it was more like two.
me: uh, no, bc you put more in when i was in the bathroom.
friend: that's what she said.
me: okay, that's just disgusting.
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